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KEN JEONG RESCUES AUDIENCE MEMBER MID-SEIZURE: Actor and comedian Ken Jeong‘s Phoenix performance involved more audience participation than he could have ever anticipated. In the middle of his act over the weekend, Jeong-who was a doctor before becoming an entertainer-left the stage to provide medical assistance to an audience member he originally thought was heckling him. “He couldn’t see what was going on with the lights,” Heather Holmberg, who was at the show, told USA Today. “He was playing with them from the stage for a second, and it was like, ‘No, no, no. We need you!’” The woman appeared to be having a seizure, and he stayed with her until paramedics arrived. Then he returned to the stage and finished his set. (USA Today – Click our Twitter or Facebook buttons to share this link!)

TOM SIZEMORE SUED FOR $3M OVER CLAIMS HE GROPED 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL: Tom Sizemore is being sued by a woman in Utah who claims he groped her when she was 11. The unidentified woman says the incident occurred in 2003 on the set of 2005’s Born Killers, and left her with PTSD and drug and alcohol problems. When the story broke in November, Sizemore denied the allegations.

FAN KIDNAPPED WILLIAM SHATNER’S SKIVVIES: “I was in a hotel and entertaining downstairs and when I came back to my room my underwear was gone,” William Shatner told Page Six of the skivvy-napping during Priceline.com‘s 20th anniversary breakfast at Tuscany Steakhouse on Monday. (He’s a spokesperson). “Somebody had been in my room and stolen my underwear.” The woman then called Captain Kirk’s hotel room and said she’d return the skivvies if he signed memorabilia for her in exchange. He agreed to meet her in the lobby, he told Page Six. “She said, ‘Well, sign this’ and she opened her [shirt] up, and I ran,” he spilled. “I grabbed my underwear and ran.”

JOHN OLIVER JOKINGLY QUITS HBO SHOW AFTER KOALA CHLAMYDIA WARD NAMED FOR HIM: Aaaand done. John Oliver feels like his crowning achievement has arrived. Russell Crowe decided to thank Oliver for purchasing several items from his divorce auction-including a jockstrap he wore in Cinderella Man, for $7K-by naming a koala chlamydia ward in Australia after him. “This may honestly be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen,” Oliver said on Sunday’s episode of Last Week Tonight, before jokingly revealing that when he first started the show, his “one and only goal” was to “start a koala chlamydia ward.”