Kelly Clarkson Shares Hilarious ‘TMI’ Confession About Explosive Diarrhea Parasite

Kelly Clarkson turned a personal health scare into comedy during a Las Vegas concert Saturday. The 44-year-old singer told the crowd she suspected she had contracted cyclospora, a lettuce-linked intestinal parasite currently affecting over 1,600 people across 34 states. “I don’t know if I’ve got that thing where people eat lettuce and s–t,” she told the audience. Clarkson joked about a mid-show bathroom emergency, comparing it to the infamous food poisoning scene in Bridesmaids, saying the 2011 film “ain’t got s–t on what happened in my life.” She also quipped she would “be single until I’m dead.” The CDC reports cyclospora causes prolonged diarrhea, cramping, nausea, and fatigue. TikTok users praised Clarkson for her unfiltered, relatable stage banter. Story URL