PETERS: One day, we shall defeat the man cold
I HAVE A COLD, and because I’m a man, it’s a man cold, and because it’s a man cold, it’s one-thousand times worse than any illness ever contracted in history.
The aches and pains are more acute, the malaise more oppressive.
Every laboured breath I exhale passes by swollen glands and inflamed mucous membranes before it can be liberated into the air like so many doves at a ’90s wedding.