COLLINS: Sorry — did you say, ‘Take your old guns to the post office?’
SOMETIMES, A PLAN SEEMS GOOD on paper, but in reality, absolutely sucks. For a long time, the post office has shipped guns of all kinds all over the country. They were secure, the public never saw them, and no one was the wiser.
Fast forward to the present where the government came up with another of its schemes to reduce the number of guns on the streets. The intent of the plan is a noble one. Get those killer machines to a place where they can be destroyed. You would think the place to take them would be the nearby police station. Apparently not. Some harebrained person in Ottawa floated the idea of taking them to the post office.
So picture this: we have a lineup in the post office.
“What would you like, ma’am?”