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ROTHENBURGER: Frootloops Mayor Jack Hammer sues for peace at Christmas
FROOTLOOPS COUNCIL reluctantly gathers for its annual general Christmas meeting. Councillors aren’t sure what to expect as Mayor Jack Hammer takes his chair, flips on his tape recorder and pulls out his notebook.
MAYOR JACK HAMMER: OK, I guess we can call this meeting to order. Is that correct, Ms. Poinsettia?
COUN. BILL SHORTFUSE: Your Dictatorship, stop right there. You’ve got to quit disrespecting staff by mentioning their names when you talk to them.
MARIA POINSETTIA (corporate officer person and reader of readings): As I tell you every meeting, Your Dealership, it is indeed appropriate to call the meeting to order, although I should draw to your attention that you might have a conflict of interest just breathing.