Frootloops city council makes up its Christmas wish list
KAMLOOPS — IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE, and the Frootloops Council is holding its AGM in the former Kamloops Daily Snooze building — they have to use it for something, after all — to tidy up some important last-minute business before heading out for the holiday. His Plentiousness Mayor Kris Mistletoe, resplendent in his amazing Technicolor Christmas coat, peeks his head in the door.
MAYOR MISTLETOE: Is it OK to come in yet?
COUN. TINA TINSEL: Come on in, Your Snowflake, we’re finished talking about the Acme project for now.
COUN. MARG POINSETTIA: We’ve decided to put off making a decision until we receive an independent study of the assessment on the review of the report on the analysis, then appraise the evaluation of the survey of the investigation. By then the whole thing should be over and we won’t have to get involved.