Nick Cannon’s Insurance Policy

Nick Cannon has obtained a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles through a partnership with Dr. Squatch men’s soap company, earning him the title of “Most Valuable Balls.” The promotion encourages using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool to assess the value of one’s family jewels based on size, features, and performance in the bedroom.“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!” the father of 12 said in a statement. “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.” Dr. Squatch aims to break taboos around below-the-belt hygiene by promoting their Ball Care line as a humorous yet important way to encourage self-care among men.