Armchair Mayor

By: Mel Rothenburger

Mel Rothenburger is the former Editor of The Daily News in Kamloops, B.C. (retiring in 2012), and past mayor of Kamloops (1999-2005). He continued to write columns for The Daily News until it ceased publication Jan. 11, 2014, and did regular commentary for CBC Radio.

Stall numbers in RIH parkade finally make sense

May 29, 2017 - 7:30am

KAMLOOPS — When one bitches about something, it’s only fair that one acknowledges when a correction has been made.

So it is with the Royal Inland Hospital parkade. I don’t mean that the stupid pay-before-you-park system is any less stupid than it ever was — some things don’t change.

However, about four months ago I griped about the ridiculous stall-numbering system in the Clinical Services Building parkade. I surmised that there must have been a lot of focus-group discussion around how to come up with the dumbest stall-numbering system possible.

Suck it up and say goodbye to door-to-door mail delivery

May 27, 2017 - 5:00am

KAMLOOPS — A few years ago I interviewed a postie about mail service. I told her that when I was a kid, a fresh bottle of milk appeared on our front step every morning.

In cold weather, the cream would rise to the top and freeze, pushing the paper cap an inch or so above the neck of the glass bottle.

In the evening, my mom would stuff some bills into the neck of a clean, empty milk bottle and leave it on the step for the milkman. Nobody ever stole it. If she needed extra milk or cream, she left a note and it would be there the next morning.

Should civic politicians get a third of their pay tax free?

May 24, 2017 - 5:00am Updated: May 25, 2017 - 10:41am

KAMLOOPS — Municipal politicians receive a benefit a lot of people might not know about — a third of their stipend is tax free.

It’s been that way since I remember, and it’s there in consideration of the day-to-day expenses incurred by municipal office holders. Under the federal Income Tax Act, elected members of provincial and territorial governments, school boards and some other bodies receive certain breaks as well — referred to as “non-accountable allowances.”

Let’s be clear on what Marg Spina’s fellow councillors said

May 23, 2017 - 5:00am

KAMLOOPS — Let’s set the record straight about that conversation around the City council table last week with respect to Coun. Marg Spina’s announcement that she intends to resign at the end of June.

Spina’s revelation that her cancer is incurable was a shock to everyone, and her fellow councillors wish her nothing but the best. Dealing with her ill health must, of course, be the priority.

If she must resign to do that, causing a by-election, so be it. 

Prof. Rothenburger’s intro to By-Elections 101

May 20, 2017 - 5:00am

KAMLOOPS — (With apologies to The Paper Chase)

Good morning, class. Welcome to By-Elections 101. You come here with a skull full of mush; you leave thinking like a politician or, at least, a City Hall procedures wonk.

Today, we’ll talk about the arithmetic of by-elections. Let’s take a hypothetical example.

A mayor decides to move on. Instead of leaving right away, he waits a couple of weeks to “clear up some administrative details.” His leave will start June 1, but he doesn’t say when it will end.

Banning cellphones from schools sounds like a darn good idea

May 19, 2017 - 5:00am

A school in Victoria is going to ban cellphones. Sounds like a good idea to me.

As of September, students of Central Middle School will have to leave them at home. It’s bound to rile some students and parents, but according to principal Christopher Macintosh, simply placing rules around how and when to use them hasn’t worked.

“The detrimental impact of cellphones on our school is clear and overwhelming” he wrote in a letter to parents.

Mayoralty by-election issue like a ‘who’s on first’ comedy routine

May 17, 2017 - 5:00am Updated: May 17, 2017 - 6:11pm

KAMLOOPS — We were supposed to find out yesterday if there’ll be a by-election for the mayor of Kamloops.

We didn’t. It’s getting to be like that old Abbott and Costello ‘who’s on first’ skit.

Instead of either resigning immediately and forcing a by-election, or taking a leave of absence until the end of the year — which would mean a by-election wouldn’t be needed — Peter Milobar, in effect, did neither.