Is Horgan the cure for what’s ailing British Columbia?
KAMLOOPS – A new malady has swept through British Columbia — it’s called Post-Election Stress Disorder. Those afflicted with it, which includes pretty much everybody, suffer from exhaustion and a general state of confusion.
This is accompanied by indecision and dizziness. It becomes hard to tell the difference between up and down, left and right. Politicians all start sounding like each other.
People with PESD are sometimes known to worry about the future. They’re not sure things will get any better.
Victims awaken in the middle of the night, moaning, “Please make it stop!”